Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note
pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:
new type of guy just dropped
this is standard issue uncle
dadchuck is everything to me
i love everything about this troll stuff though
“i’m literally looking at one right now dude”
ALT
(via @rlyehtaxidermist)
couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work
speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.
oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us
“Would you change your genitals if you could” yeah, make it Bluetooth enabled.
“But the Internet of Things has terrible security, anybody in the world could log into your dick at any time” okay, and what’s the downside?
What are they gonna do, make it hard for no reason?
Spoilers: it already does that.
Use it as part of a mass DDoS attack on a website that you want to be looking at.
Being used to generate packet spam is in fact fulfilling the principal function of the penis.
The penis’s principle function is to deliver packet spam. Generating it is the purview of the balls.
Digitising my balls for enhanced storage density, then waking up one morning to discover that Todd Howard has put Skyrim on them.
legit if taylor had made a song with “i didnt wipe my butt i just pooped and got up” one billion white girls would say she’s litterally shakesphere with a vagina
“her album is about being tormented and having a sick twisted mind”
taylor: “i’m craAAaazeey. insane! asylum! i’m gonna kill you im insane i’m gonna kill you im gonna kill you. asylum.”
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